MAFS Reality Check: What Are We Actually Watching?

This show reflects some deeply troubling truths about modern relationships. Consider these gems:

• The guy who thinks “communication” means aggressively listing everything his partner does wrong.

• The woman who dismisses her husband as “too emotional” because he dares to express a feeling beyond hunger.

• The endless arguments that would be concerning in real life but are pure entertainment when wrapped in dramatic music.

• The fact that some contestants leave with more Instagram followers than self-awareness.

Imagine if we treated real-life relationships like MAFS. You show up to a blind date, and instead of a handshake, someone hands you a legally binding contract. Or picture your mate showing up to brunch announcing, “So, my partner and I decided to renew our vows… and by ‘decided,’ I mean a group of producers heavily encouraged us for ratings.”